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  I do not drink that whiskey, boys
It messes with my brain.
I do not chew tobacco
And I do not take cocaine.
But I like my coffee, I like my coffee.
Fires up my day, keeps my blues away.


I do not smoke that reefer
Makes a man become a clown

And LSD will turn you outside up and inside down.
But I like my coffee. I like my coffee.
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Keeps my spirits up, it’s momentum in a cup

Italians like their vino; Germans like their beer.
Klingons, they like raktajino, but you can't get that here
I like my coffee. I like my coffee.
You want a little buzz, boys? That's what coffee does.

Coffee black as midnight, bitter just like life.
Cream as white as moonlight, sugar like a wife.
I like my coffee. I like my coffee.
As long as coffee’s cheap, I don’t need to sleep.











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